TF Convincing Sari

Hey guys I may be a Decepticon but I LOVE THAT LITTLE SARI, I wish she was my little sis. ^_^
So I got to thinking, well her and I seem to be in similar situations.
1) We both have a Key that lets us do stuff to technology (her's is way better)
2) First human that each fraction has meet and has not killed. (I am not going to count my luck on that)
3) Bumblebee, Blackout (Both B names)
4) Both have an absent parental unit.
5) Both are loud mouthed and smart aliked. not a bad thing really. it helps you get out of crappy situations.

anyways if i got a chance to talk to her I would most likely try and brainwash the girl.
MY TOP REASONS WHY THE DECEPTICONS ARE BETTER THEN THE AUTOBOTS
. YOU GET WEAPONS
. No bed time!
. THEY ARE. STONGER
. BETTER
. FASTER
. NO RULES . (except megatrons)
. Tattoo's 8)
. You get to swear
. We can FLY
. Kick butt outfits, and NAMES
. Heroism is over-rated
. WE JUST ROCK

however i am not convincing the girl.
blackout hopes i can though.

sari & blackout (C) Hasbro
Taiya (C) Taiya001