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Revenge of the Fallen Review

Mon Jul 13, 2009, 10:45 AM
  • Mood: Depressed
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It was a fast paced action movie that left me on the edge of my seat {litteraly} and it kept my heart racing. I loved the action but was left in the dust by how bizzare the plot was. To me it should have been less about the humans and more about the bots/cons. The movie is called Transformers, not Humaniformers. I left the movie feeling a sense of distaste and half empty. I liked that we got to see the constructicons and more of megs beating starscream for his stupidity. I LOVE HOW PROUD MIXMASTER WAS WITH HIS CON LOGO THE SIZE OF MY CURTAIN. ^+^ But overall I still like the first one best. Bay really rushed through this and I hope for TF3 He slows the F^^K DOWN. also on that Bay topic, STOP SHOWING GIRLS THAT ARE NOT REALISTIC. NOT ALL COLLEGE GIRLS ARE MAJOR HOTTIES THAT WILL SLEEP WITH ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!! Funny job on the mom though, her nieve mentality is funny and it reminds me of my own mom on how loving she is towards sam. I will sugest this to Bay, DO YOUR F---ING RESEARCH AND DONT LEAVE PLOT HOLES THE SIZE OF THE METEOR CRATER IN ARIZONA!!


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1) Bay Bay Bay WTF MAN! WTMF! THE MOVIE IS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN! NOT DOWNFALL OF THE FALLEN! WHAT KIND OF REVENGE IS IT WHEN THE BOTS STILL WIN!!!! I wanted a dark ending that will be lead up to the next movie not some 80's cartoon ending where the cons run away.
2) Can someone explain to me why Sam is the main focus? He is but one human being who I have to question why he or Prime deserves the Matrix. Prime would rather destroy the very thing that his speices needs to survive then to try and move it to another star system to harvest energon. Sam Prime, I WAS SOOOO HAPPY WHEN BOTH OF THE LOSERS DIED AND YOU HAD TO BRING THEM BACK! SAM IS A PRICK AND PRIME IS AN ASSHOLE! {the way he killed Demolisher was sick, and it made me want to barf} Prime is no better then the Fallen, he claims he is above them hut once a prime always a prime, a PRIME OF SUCKING!!}
3)The way the bots acted like was nothing if not callous. Not bot like at all. LEAVE THE COLD HEARTLESS KILLING TO THE EXPERTS.
4) I have never been more heartbroken from a movie. I probably cried about 12 times yesturday seeing the cons get wasted like obsoulete circuit boards. I have issues believing that the humans could beat sooo many cons. It is unrealistic and quite frankly depressing. 5) CANT THOSE LOSER HUMANS SEE THAT WE ARE INSIGNIFICANT! We had a good run but our leaders = failure. We wouldnt stand an f-ing chance against all of those cons. And no Railgun can fire all of those miles. The longest run for a rail gun was 48 ft.
6) I liked how Lazerbeak was formed out of all those little machines. so One star for that
7) Why does Megatron take orders from the Fallen? HE IS THE LEADER FOR FRAGGING SAKE HE DOESNT TAKE ORDERS FROM ANYONE OR ANYTHING. NOT EVEN UNICRON! THANKS BAY FOR DEMORALIZING THE LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS! CONGRATS! THE FALLEN SHOULD HAVE JUST TAKEN THE MACHINE TO A LARGER STAR WITH MORE POWER. OURS SUCKS, ITS AN AVERAGE STAR WITH LITTLE POWER IN COMPAIRISON TO A GIANT!
8) Why didnt sam tell the government about his wigging out and the spark fragment? WHY? BECAUSE HE IS A LOSER WITH NO ABILITY TO LEAD ANYTHING! Why cant you film makers see that not even Spike had much of a role. WE WANT ROBOTS NOT HUMANS. IF I WANT TO SEE HUMANS SUCKING I WILL TAKE A TRIP TO YOUTUBE AND ENTER EPIC FAIL.
9) at least I called a few plot points.

overall Bay you let me down big time
the cons are better then the bots
and quite frankly I would have joined in on their comming out tv broadcast. Which is freaky because in my alterverse story I had much of what was in the movie planned out about a year in advance.

anyways :( me = sad + anger = :pissedoff: If I plan on killing of a character I plan on keeping it that way. so OP count your time cause YOU ARE SO DEAD you and that little magot with his slutty gal!

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:icongodzillas-slave:
it's ok... i saw it and wasn'yt to happy bout the ending....


but it was a good movie... prime did die!! (finaly) them he freakin came back. grrrr....

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:iconjonesycat79:
FINALLY, someone else understands the same feeling I had walking out of that theater. I've been reading other reviews from fans who just love this film with rave reviews and I remarked that I was probably the only guy in the theater vocally bemoaning the loss of deceps. Ravage was the breaking point and demolisher shouldn't have gone out that easily. The trailers made him look unstopable for criminy's sake.. Another thing...what's with all the below the belt jokes? Devastator's weak point? THAT? the thing with simmons and leo in the smithsonian? Jetfire was cool but prime just acted so OOC in this film, he even shrugs off jetfire's parts like yesterdays scrap. The twins..don't get me started on the twins.

The autobots acted more like decepticons to thier enemies in this film, and while some of the humor did have me going, like the mrs. Witwicky scenes, most of it had me wishing to get to the next fight faster. And when its in the fight itself...*sigh...* this movie was cool and fun, but it just wasn't the second coming most of us were hoping for, especially for the decep fans. Like a reviewer said for AvP-R that you shouldn't wacth it if you love aliens becasue they get smashed all over the place easily, the same applies to decepticons in this film. Sideways, killed almost instantly, demolisher, surprised the big giant went down after that crash. I can't beleive the cruelty shown to Ravage and skorpinok. With a decepticon themed poster and a title like "revenge of the fallen", you'd think we'd see this behavior applied to the autobots getting slaughtered left and right after conquering in the first film. they should have looked at films like Dark knight or Aliens to see how they can make a sequel that surpasses the original and that sometimes people love to see the bad guys win, like the joker in TDK or the empire in Empire strikes back.

At least I liked bumble and starscream but Megs being an underling is just a high crime that Bay and his writters should be thrown into the pit of sharkticons for it.
"Innocent or guilty?"
Quint: "Innocent."
*fall and screams*
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Okaayy...anyway, love your review.
Shoulda been more autobot casualties. if you tally the score...no autobot got wasted. Prime coming back automatically disqualifies him as a casualty. I mean jazz was lost the last time, you'd think Iron hide or Sideswipe of any one of those afull twins shoulda been ax'd. The only decep who came off unscathed was soundwave because he was in space most of the time.
More robots next time, preferably Deceps.

XD.

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so you still enjoyed it,but of course natch that how the cons got it affected you like that,I felt the same...but most of all,I know there a few things that really got to you...like what happened to cons like demolisher,sideways,ravage,the constructicons...and most of all scorpy and blackout

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I think I liked the first Transformers movie better too. This one had better action scenes, but the rest of it was pretty inferior. And What the hell was with that last fight scene? We wanna see Bots and Cons beating the shit out of each other, not a bunch of humans shooting at Con protoforms with remarkably bad aim. And I agree with all that crap about the fallen. Some revenge it turned out to be; the only Bot who died was Jetfire {you must be so proud of little Scorpy}

And I think by Lazerbeak, you mean Reedman ^^; I'm pretty sure that was his name in the movie.

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:iconneonbloo25:
wow lets thank bay for making the most evil of all cons play second banana to that retard the fallen i mean what kind of retard name is that is that like some fallen angel of the trnskingdom way to go loser megatron is stronger than that he should have more of a sense where your hatred lies even in which bot and he cant be brushed off so easily geez way to go BAY you loser i mean this retard must have started very late on his trnsfandom

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:iconmastersamus117:
*gulp*Mabbey people likr to see good guys win,and Bay went with that?

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:iconprimus-z:
hey no bey bashing he movie rocked...


1theres more that one ay to restor the cube.
2megs a flying tank...great now hes even mre deadly(no more than he was in the first that is)
3if bay focast on the bots and not humans it would be a dull movie
4i had no idea blackout had a twin...tho i did like the head split in two thang that was cool
5get over it the cons dei cuz thats the point (goog wins evil loses)
6sideways should have playd a bigger role in the movie
7i take no side...i take the side of hwo soevr wins
8the fallen is the true leader of the decepticons hes ben on cybertron trpet for eons

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:icontaiya001:
:( god that movie was sad

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:icontaiya001:
this is my opinion, I only did what every critic does.
"5get over it the cons dei cuz thats the point" GET OVER THE CONS! NEVER!!!! NOT AS LONG AS THERE ARE STARS IN THE SKY.

the fallen still = crap if you ask me

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